six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up.
*cries in a corner*
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
Or you can cut enough around the hearts to make a heart shaped sandwich so that when you put the two pieces of bread together it gives it some room for the jelly and pb to spread out and it wouldn’t be just oozing out of the sides.
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
The Most Epic Oscar Selfie In History
That awkward moment when Lupita’s brother PHOTO BOMBED this
selfie groupie!!! Poor Angelina…
this cat is very beautiful and contemplative. owner wants to play with cat but cat is thinking about bigger things. cat thinks about life.
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
quick personality test: say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”
After this blog post, I was cautiously optimistic to see Anil’s response, something like this. And when I saw his response, I couldn’t stop bragging about this. Is that really necessary? Why not – after all, if I don’t, who will?? After all, I’m fixing Popchips.
I think I am going to India this year, and I want to leave my mark on Indian cinema- from Hollywood to Bollywood.
Do any of you guys know any Bollywood casting directors, directors, or producers? OR Are any of you guys Bollywood casting directors, directors, or producers?
Dear, Chuck McCarthy! You’re most welcome to the Bollywood philum (film/movie) industry. But don’t come here with 1 gun. I’ve repeatedly pursued myself with 2 guns since how many years yet didn’t succeed to find a job here. The meaning is as clear as day. Can’t you put it (your latest desire to leave your mark on Indian cinema) off till your next incarnation?! I mean, can you reach anywhere near this standard??!! Further, fyi…